Please Don't Take Me Seriously

Bad, bad decision

I just checked my husband’s (my dear, dear husband) facebook page and found that he had posted a seriously unflattering picture of me on the beach. In my bathing suit. On the Internet.  For all to see.  Not so happy about that at all. After a good lecture about the indecency and humiliation of that [...]

Californians and Froot Loops

About once a year the owners of the local Bed and Breakfast go away on vacation and ask me to cover the house for them.  This week I’m spending the night there 2 nights and getting breakfast for the guests in the morning.  Last night was my first night.  All I knew was that I [...]

Under the pillow

Last night, when I was tucking the girls in for the night, I felt a lump under Lydia’s pillow.  I lifted the pillow and here’s what I found:
7 books, a bible, a notebook, a marker, a baby rattle, a necklace, a plastic sheep, a lollipop, and, of course, a harmonica.

I'm speechless

I’m kinda into this show on Discovery called “The Deadliest Catch.”  In case you’re not familiar with it, it’s a show about fishing for King Crab on the Bering Sea.  Probably doesn’t sound all that great, but I find it so fascinating to watch how it’s done and I have great respect for the people [...]

OUCH!

Monday morning about 4:30 I was awakened from a very peaceful sleep by, “Daddy, I have to go potty!” Daddy was unresponsive. So in a very agitated and sleep deprived state, I started stomping out the door toward Bryn. The only problem was, the door wasn’t open. What happened next is [...]